PC personalities

My laptop, at home, gateway to pleasing alternate realities and potentially to peer plaudits, to family and far-flung friends disappoints me infrequently.
It isn't the fault of my work pc, but it houses some personalities that actively irritate me, that little orange git still knows no better than to e-mail me with his ridiculous self justifications.  If only, if only a hat-pin would work, but I know his skin is so thick that there is no room in his body for bones, organs.